Enjoy the Cookies!
Having a crush on his friend David in high school, Kevin mails David his poop in a Tupperware bowl...
09/24/2024
LISTENBehind Closed Doors
Kevin’s moves to New York and begins to overhear his downstairs elderly neighbor screaming at her son. After she dies,...
10/30/2023
LISTENGet the Mayonnaise!
Kevin comes out of his shell in high school when he gets drunk at the first cast party of the high school musical but de...
07/18/2023
LISTENGrowing Pains
In his early teens, Kevin collected pics of Kirk Cameron and River Phoenix from teeny bopper magazines meant for girls a...
05/02/2023
LISTENHow Does This Work?!
At 7, Kevin loved learning about opera from his dad when he’d listen to Live from the Met. But when Kevin reluctan...
04/18/2022
LISTENLeather Queen
When Kevin was in junior high, his older brother wanted a leather jacket like the one in The Terminator. But Kevin steal...
12/20/2021
LISTENSoccer Practice Cold Day
Learning about highly sensitive people, Kevin recalls a cold soccer practice where he was made fun of for dressing the w...
06/07/2021
LISTENGinger Bear and the Moviegoer’s Knee
Kevin goes to a huge sex club in Thailand and grapples with the fact that he’s aging. After a moped ride in the rain a...
03/18/2019
LISTENBreaking Through
In his 20s, Kevin falls in love with a close friend who doesn’t feel the same way. On Fire Island, on ecstasy and ...
03/11/2013
LISTENThe Miracle Worker
When he was a kid, Kevin got his sister’s ring stuck on his finger but he prayed to the Virgin Mary to intercede and t...
11/19/2012
LISTENMan at Hawaii
At 17, Kevin and other teens go on a mission trip to Peru with the Jesuits to help the poor. Seeing a man who was starvi...
11/19/2012
LISTENThe Exhibitionist
Kevin’s father’s struggles with the Allison trait of asslessness leads to him performing an accidental strip for a g...
04/02/2012
LISTENThe Water Bearer
Kevin needs a job, but the job he lands requires a drug test, and Kevin’s had plenty over the weekend. So he borrows a...
02/23/2011
LISTENVegetables With Benefits
Late one night in his college days, Kevin went shopping for a cucumber to stick up his butt....
02/09/2011
LISTENInside the Circles
In the 6th grade, Kevin tries kissing a girl for the first time, in hopes it will dispel his attraction to boys. But tha...
10/13/2010
LISTENPushing the Envelope
In high school, Kevin gets the idea to pull a prank on a friend by sending him a used condom through the homeroom mail s...
07/14/2010
LISTENPersonal Best
Kevin decides to combat his nagging insecurity that he’s the weakest member of his comedy troupe, The State, by gettin...
06/01/2010
LISTENThe Darkness
Kevin becomes best friends with a boy named Ben in grade school. Suddenly, the long lasting friendship turns into an obs...
03/23/2010
LISTENA Little Help From My Friends
When his comedy troupe breaks up, Kevin goes solo, but blanks out on stage on a high stakes night and tries to flee befo...
02/09/2010
LISTENGodspell
After a huge loss in his career, Kevin is destitute and at wit’s end. He begins writing questions to God… an...
12/29/2009
LISTENBarefoot in the Park
Brand new to NYC at 18 after growing up in conservative, closeted Cincinnati, Kevin tests out a gay bar on the Upper Wes...
11/03/2009
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