The Chapstick Twist
On Valentine’s Day in 5th grade, a girl presents Matteson with a huge chocolate heart and asks if he’ll go out with ...
02/15/2024
LISTENHubbies
Matteson goes to Burning Man to have sex with girls. Instead he becomes so close to a new male friend named Pedro. They ...
07/27/2015
LISTENThe Exorcist
After college, Matteson shares a house with a buddy who absolutely loves Christmas and celebrates it out the wazoo. But ...
12/22/2011
LISTENA Farewell To Limbs Almost!!!
When Matteson was in college, he backpacked through Europe for six weeks with his friends Kyler and Carney, and ended up...
10/26/2010
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