Selena Coppock

Selena Coppock is a former standup comedian and storyteller based in NYC. She is the creator and voice of @NYTVows, the parody Twitter and Instagram account that lampoons the New York Times Wedding section, the wedding industrial complex, WASPs, and courtship rituals of the rich and insufferable. She is also the creator and host of Two Wick Minimum with Selena Coppock, America’s favorite and only podcast entirely about candles.

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updated: 11/01/2023

Gotta Lotta Hustle

On the night before Thanksgiving, Selena gets mugged on Newbury Street in Boston. Thankfully, she knows how to run and j...

02/21/2017

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Bully For Me

Selena leaves her hometown and seeks a fresh start in college, but thanks to her freshman year roommate and the internet...

03/16/2015

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The Good With The Bad

Young Selena attends a wedding and is on her worst behavior, in the tumultuous years before her own very happy wedding a...

01/20/2014

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Complete

In her freshman year of college, Selena fell head over heels in love with a young man who had already graduated. It was ...

08/27/2013

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That Toddling Town

Selena has a very hard time trying to make it in Chicago in her 20s. At her wits end, she is treated rudely in a bar and...

07/19/2012

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