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Dave moved to NYC from Cleveland, and is constantly regaled with stories of how edgy and dangerous the city used to be, filled with bodily fluids and debauchery; he’s acutely aware of how adorable and sedate his life is in comparison. Then one day, while on the way via the train to perform a show, he takes a break to eat a gyros on the subway platform, and ends up disturbing a homeless man sleeping nearby. The angry homeless man hurls a huge Gatorade bottle filled with urine at him, soaking Dave completely, and despite his disgust and dismay, Dave does end up feeling like, "This town is back!"