Synopsis

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Ophira was living in NYC, and had just gotten a bikini wax and wanted to get her money’s worth. She meets a guy at a bar, and although there are signs that he’s a horrible person, goes home with him to Queens, where he takes her to his bedrooms and proudly shows her his enormous Garfield collection: 200 to 300 plush-toy Garfields of all sizes, as well as ceramic figurines, posters..Garfield as far as the eye could see. Ophira then discovers that the only thing larger than this man’s Garfield collection was his penis, and yet, the sex was artless.