With Bawdy in Brooklyn 1

I had to find a test subject right after listening to this. I got one! Great story Dixie! Dick Wound’s story is sexy. It turned me on. I will have to check out Dixie and Dick’s podcasts in the near future. Kevin’s Adam & Eve song and urinal trough story made me LOL. Great job everybody! I am looking forward to part two!

When the girl I’m dating told me to try and eat pineapple to make my cum taste good, I remembered listening to Dixie’s story back in 2017. So I went back and listened again, took notes. My new diet consisted of vegetables, salads, grains, and more fruit/fruit juices than I generally feel comfortable eating. Most notably, I looked for something that contained Dixie’s secret ingredient…molasses. I couldn’t really find anything, and then came up with the plan that I would just regularly drink straight molasses. That way I could get way more of it into my system. I would chug from the container periodically. One night my date was on her way over and I chugged a massive mouthful of molasses from the container. I very nearly vomited. When my body started to feel weird, I looked online to see if there were any adverse effects to drinking straight molasses. What I found was that mother’s could give their babies a little molasses as a laxative. I laughed upon discovering this, and when my lady came over I told her that tidbit of info for a laugh. We go upstairs to my bedroom, and my stomach is doing jumping jax. So I tell her the molasses has kicked in and go down to the private bathroom in the basement, where I could be as loud as I needed. And I was. Lots of diarrhea. 10 minutes later I return to my bedroom. I sit down on the bed, have a couple words with her and then tell her I have to interrupt the conversation to head back to the bathroom. She laughs and then it happens all over again. So…the moral of the story is, don’t buy store brand laxatives, buy cheap molasses.
Thanks, Dixie!
P.S. My cum didn’t taste sweeter, and the volume was the same 🙁 Loved the story though.