Who will not be slaves again to a world where most people haven’t heard of this podcast!
We’ve all had it happen, or dreaded it happening, or seen it happen to some fat guy. It’s a New York hazard. Dog shit. You’re walking down the street, whistling a little tune, feeling pretty good, and then BAM! you feel it, something squishy beneath your fancy shoes. “Noooooooo!” you scream. But it’s too late. You have been soiled. Here at the show, we’re doing our part, putting our shoulder to the wheel to save good people like you from becoming dog-shit-shoed suckers. You can help too!
Just print out these handy little RISK! poo flags and attach them to a toothpick, a straw, or whatever you have lying around.
Stick ‘em in a pile and walk away feeling like an American hero, knowing you have prevented tragedy. Consider it your duty (or your doody) as honorable RISK! listeners to help spread the word. While you’re at it, snap at few pictures. We’ll post the best ones right here on our blog. And hey, if you do us this solid, we will consider you the shit.
Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me?
These are the poo flags of a people!
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