There comes a point in everyone’s life when the inevitable question presents itself: “Do I want to go to Disneyland and be around tons of strange people dressed up as cartoon characters? Or do I want to visit The Holy Land Experience religious theme park and be around tons of strange people dressed up as characters from the bible?”
Melanie Hamlett, in pursuit of the answer, finally reached a conclusion: Jesus is super sexy, and she wants his bod, bad. Darling listener, if you have ever been overcome by the desire to fuck a pretend Jesus in the back of your car in a parking lot, then you will love Ms. Hamlett’s story “I Don’t Know How To Love Him” on our recent episode Try. It is the story of one woman’s pseudo-love affair with a hot imitation Jesus.
Bonus Round!!! Once you have properly digested the Christian hilarity, you can visit Melanie’s blog for her entry on the affair entitled “I Had The Passion For The Christ”, which includes complete photographic documentation of her escapades in the land of sexy religion.
And finally, here is a parting thought for you ponder, straight from my brain to my keyboard to your brain: Let’s say, hypothetically, that you are such a hardcore Christian that you have the desire to rock out at a religious theme park (Which is totally fine and great. No judgement here.), wouldn’t it stand to reason that you’d find it blasphemous for some guy to dress up and pretend to be Jesus? Just sayin…